2x18 Lonesome Road
COOPER: How much for the wall? Come on, man, I’m serious, I’ll take it. The whole thing; the pink paint, the creepy clown. Look, I’ll give you, uh, five-hundred and…whatever fell on the floor.
NATHAN: How ya doing, Coop?
COOPER: Better than you, you little bitch. Come here and give your uncle some love! Hey. It’s good to see you, kid.
COOPER: So, your mom called me. And I gotta tell you, Nate, if my big sister is calling me, then the situation is pretty eff’d up, you know? And by the way, I could beat your ass for looking like this, you handsome bastard! I mean, I’m starting to finally feel good about myself; I’m a race car driver, I’m making a few bucks and now I gotta compete with this?!
NATHAN: Dude, stop it.
COOPER: I’m serious, what’s wrong with her? What’d ya marry a blind girl? Unless it… Oh, man, it’s your gear, isn’t it? Huh? Okay, drop your shorts, let’s have a look.
COOPER: No, come on, let’s see it!
NATHAN: What are you doing here, man?
COOPER: Perspective, nephew. I’m here to adjust yours.